Saturday, September 15, 2007

Drinking Underage


So you’re in college and you are not 21, but you want to drink anyways. While this may not be legal it is pretty easy to do. The easiest way to do it is just to go to fraternity parties. The best thing about fraternity parties is that they are free. You can’t just walk in though. You need to know someone on the inside. If you know someone that is in the fraternity, you can have them put your name on the list. Then you and all the friends you want to bring with you are free to party.

When walking around outside after drinking, you need to be smart. This means do not walk around with any alcohol, remember you are underage. A even bigger no no is to have an open beer, which I have seen plenty of people do. You have to realize that there are police out at night looking to bust people. They do not only come in police cars either. The police will frequently just be in plain clothes walking down the sidewalk.

It is basically an unwritten rule that if you don’t do anything stupid, the police will leave you alone. This means again, no open containers. It also means make sure you walk strait, aren’t yelling, pissing in public, or defacing property. So just be smart and you will be fine, but if you decide to be stupid they will be more than willing to give you a ticket.

Many people over drink, including me. You will puke at some point from overdrinking, I still do. Apparently I did the other night, but I don’t remember it. If you are already drunk, it might be a good time to slow down the drinking. As in maybe stop for an hour since you still have more alcohol in your body that is not affecting you yet. That’s what always gets me. I will stop drinking, but I am still getting more drunk. The worst part about over drinking is trying to go to bed. The problem is when you close your eyes, everything may start to spin. Don’t forget to sleep on your stomach too.

1 comment:

Mike said...

I find this post quite funny. I like the part where it sais "It is basically an unwritten rule that if you don't do anything stupid, the police will leave you alone." I wish that was infact a rule so I wouldn't be in so much trouble, but hey, your only young once. I also like the part where it sais something about overdrinking and the person should probably slow down. I have that same problem, and most of the time end up getting drawn on with permanent marker or something to that sort, although it makes for good memories. Overall good post!